The Grouched Bitterstream

The things you see everyday

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BusRiderDiary 03072014 1017 hrs
A JWitness was walking by my stop, holding his copy of Awake in front of him like a talisman. I get on board to find a dude occupying my traditional in bound seat. He’s a friendly guy, with the dark BSBronc gear, a Greek fishermans cap, a prominently displayed crucifix necklace, and a giant cloud of flatulence. He has the window open to dissipate it. He has a friend get on at the outbound C/C. They are pictured. They converse about her new waiting job in detail. They both disembark at phillipii Franklin stop, near the NoLawyer.
Miraculous event. The flatulence cloud is gone.